The Boring KL

Currently in KL. Siao Liao la. Need to go back KK ASAP. boring mau mampus in KL

This is my son Ian

Greeting from iPad

Update from iPad. Test 1-2

Lesson 1 in business

Thou shall have loyalty, guts and lots of friends

Blogging again

Its been a while since I last blog. Gonna start writing again.

Tragedy (Almost)

Don’t go to bed with non-peaceful mind after argument with spouse/girlfriend. I was late (due to argument yesterday) to catch my 7.00 am flight this morning to Sandakan and I almost steer myself into nearby monsoon drain.

To my wife, if you’re viewing this. I Love You.

p/s: The argument still not settle yet at this time.

42 Things A Man Should Do Before 30 (Or Wishes He Had)

1. Make your first million
2. Appear in a newspaper (Daily express Year 2006)
3. Own a car/motorbike and put a downpayment on a house (Own Iswara 1.3 AB and Own a house)
4. Complete a degree/ diploma (UMS Year 1999 – 2001)
5. Buy a life insurance policy (Prudential life Insurance)
6. Have your picture taken with an international superstar
7. Quit smoking (Since form 5)
8. Volunteer for charitable work
9. Have phone sex
10. Go on a date with someone you met online.
11. Get into a fight (Primary school)
12. Buy your wife lingerie in the right size.
13. Learn to cook ONE signature dish
14. Vote
15. Start your own business
16. Steal someone girlfriend
17. Go on a adventure holiday (Langkawi, Genting, etc etc)
18. Find yourself (How to find?)
19. Watch at least one episode of Sex & The City with your woman
20. Have a really cool home entertainment system (Sony AV system)
21. Visit one of the Seven Natural Wonders of the world
22. Own a good suit.
23. Watch the world cup final live (Does watching worldcup live on tv count?)
24. Make peace with your dad (Dont have to, never argue before)
25. Say “I Love You” to both your parents
26. Fly first class
27. Get promoted at work (1st Jan 2009)
28. Have sex in public place
29. Make friend with gay men (Arrifin Daniel)
30. Go down on a woman
31. Cry after having your heart broken by woman.
32. Move into your own place
33. Participate in an extreme sport (White water  rafting in Padas)
34. Watch a strip show
35. Date an older woman (Older by 2 weeks)
36. Use ‘food poisoning” as an excuse for not showing up at work (Not only food poisoning, others such as tire puncture, anak sakit, kereta rosak dan lain-lain lagi)
37. Stop lying about the size of your penis. (Never had to)
38. Break a bone (Car accident in primary 1)
39. Go to a school reunion
40. Get a blowjob while driving
41. Act, sing or perform in public. (Management meeting in Kudat)
42. Gamble in Las Vegas or Genting Highland

Conversation between Komander and Sarjan

sarjan : Scud missile utk lintuhun & kebu bila mau bawa turun kk? besok?

komander : Peluru ko cukup ka? kalau tidak cukup nanti lepas perang pun masih sempat.

sarjan : Ok ba. baik juga settle awal supaya tidak lupa dan sentiasa update.

komander : Ok juga. Nanti ko hantar pakai heli datang markas.

sarjan : Esok pagi saya pergi lintuhun dulu, sebelah petang baru la heli dapat masuk markas.

komander : Bola satu ke bola dua. heli tak dapat terbang. komander kena panggil Panglima untuk meeting jam 1400. Minggu depan baru naik kapal selam.

sarjan : berita faham. Sarjan lapor diri minggu depan. Roger and Out.

Tiba-tiba

sarjan :  Tuan komander, jangan lupa salam kepada Datuk Panglima bahawa sarjan siap sedia serang hendap Kg. Kilo Lanas. Peluru sudah kena susun atur… tinggal lancar.

komander : Ok. Arahan perang mungkin keluar bila-bila masa. nanti saya check. Panglima mungkin minta surat kelulusan drpd Yang Dipertuan Agong.

sarjan : Daulat Tuanku. Perintah DYMM kami junjung. Roger and Out

Office today

Ada meeting di Pejabat Daerah Tambunan. 1/2 jam di sana. Lepak sama D.O Tambunan dan D.E JKR Tambunan minum di kantin Pejabat Daerah. Ni hari minum lebih kurang 5 kali.

1. Bfast 9.00am = Kris Vin
2. Minum 11.30am = Ikmal Restaurant (Jumpa PPD Tambunan)
3. Minum 12.30pm = Kantin pejabat daerah
4. Makan 4.30pm = Juta hotel
5. Makan malam 7.15pm = Permata Kelab.

Gila betul… pagi petang siang malam makan minum. Patut la gemuk. Boroi gila babi.

Ada JKKK Kg. Saupi Nabawan call. Dia cakap crusher run ACB tak bagus. Campur tanah la ini la itu la. Rupa-rupanya dia mau “pau” kontraktor. Sial punya JKKK. Ni la akibat kalau di Sabah. Berapa JKKK minta tak pasti pula. Nanti saya check. Betul-betul p*kim*k betul ni JKKK. Huhahuha. End of story mesti pasal duit.

The Phone

Own this one as well.

 

Nokia 9300i

 Sony Ericsson W880i