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I get this emotional sad story from email.
This is a true story of a young college gurl who  past away last month, at shah alam. her name is Priya.she was hit by a lorry. i dont wanna mention the name of the college. She have a boy friend named Shankar. he stays in  johor. both of them are true lovers. they always hang on the phone. u can never see her without her handphone. She spends 3/4 of the day talking with shankar. both of them used maxis. Priya’s family knows about their relationship.  Shankar is very close with Priya’s family. (just imagine their love)

Before she passed away she always told her frens  ”If I pass away please burn me with my handphone”  she also said the same thing to her parents. After her death, ppl cant carry her coffin. i was there. a lot of them tried to do so but still cant. Everybody including me, had tried to carry the coffin, the result is still the same. Eventually, they called their neighbour, a “bomoh” from thailand (pak Darin), who is a fren of her father. he took a sit and started speaking to himself slowly. after a few minutes, he said “this gurl misses something here”. then her frens told Darin bout her intentions to burn her with her phone. He then opened  the coffin and place her phone and SIM card inside the casket. after that they tried to carry the coffin. it could be moved and they carried it into the van easily. all of us were shocked. (can u feel the fear. i’m shaking at this moment)

Priya’s parents didnt inform Shankar that Priya had passed away. (pity Shankar). after 2 weeks Shankar called Priya’s mom. Shankar :….”Atte, I’m coming home 2day. cook something nice for me. dont tell Priya that i’m coming home 2day. i wanna suprise her.” her mother replied…..”u come home first, i wanna  tell u something very important.” after he came to shah alam, they tpld him the truth about Priya.Shankar thinks that they were playing a fool. he was laughing and said “dont try to fool me. tell Priya to come out. i have a gift for her.

pls stop this nonsense”. then they show him the original death certificate to him. they gave him proof to make him believe.(Shankar started to sweat) he said… “its not true. we were spoke yesterday. she still calls me. Shankar was shaking. suddenly, shnakar’s phone rang. “see this is from Priya. see this…” he showed the phone to priya’s family. all of them told him to answer. he talked using the loudspeaker mode. all of them heard his conversation loud and clear. no cross lines, no humming. it is the actual voice of Priya & there is no way others could use her simcard since it is nailed inside the coffin.

They were so shocked and asked for pak darin’s help again. pak darin brought his master (Tok Chen) to solve this matter. he & Darin worked for 5 hours. than they discovered one thing… tok Chen was sweating. his face was red . “i just cant believe this. it’s quite amazing” he said. ” i didn’t think that this could actually happen. Unbelievable Oh My God! MAXIS is the best line,ever. we can still keep in touch even when we’re dead!! Talk about coverage!!! Best coverage ever!!!  where can i get the SIMpack?

Moral of the story………Maxis is the best lar ………
Ok, get back to work….

OK Yeah I know…. I got trick’d too

I’m supporting “Boycott Takaful Malaysia” campaign.

For those who didn’t know yet. Some dumbo from Takaful’s office decide to send an email to his staff asking them not to wish our indian friend “Happy Deepavali cos according to him, issuing greetings was like practising polytheism and against the tenets of Islam.

What the fuck la with this fella.

I say: Don’t buy takaful’s products and services. Boikot diaorang

This is a good post. Some one actually have time to compile everything and I must puji whoever did this.

Bravo… Tabik lu la brader.

YB PENGKIANAT BANGSA

Kepada rakyat Malaysia yang cintakan negara ini. Jangan biarkan orang-orang seperti MP Jasin a.k.a hantu sebelah mata dan MP Padang Rengas a.k.a anak jantan terus berkuasa dan melakukan sesuka hati mereka.

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I think this is very funny. "Da Che Det Code"

Che Det = Tun Mahathir

Waaa lauu ehhh.. First he go and kacau Kastam punya kerja then when the Kastam officer tak layan him, he go and hantam the DG of Jabatan Kastam dan Eksais Malaysia..

Here is the report via NST about the matters, where he go and accused the DG for not running the department properly.

MP accuses Customs D-G of being publicity hound
03 May 2006

KUALA LUMPUR: The Director-General of the Customs and Excise Department was the subject of criticism by a Member of Parliament in the Dewan Rakyat yesterday.

"He is fond of taking the media along on his visits and behaves more like a politician than a civil servant," Datuk Mohd Said Yusof (BN-Jasin) said during the debate on the Supplementary Supply Bill.

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Although he did not mention the director-general by name, it was apparent that he was referring to Datuk Abdul Rahman Abdul Hamid

And here is yesterday report via NST which MP Jasin admit that it was him who ask the Malacca custom to close one eye over a case involving the import of sawn timber.

I am the one, says Jasin MP
05 May 2006

"KUALA LUMPUR: The Member of Parliament for Jasin, Datuk Mohd Said Yusof, has admitted that he asked the Customs and Excise Department to close an eye over a case involving the import of sawn timber. "I am the one in the story. I went to the Customs office after I got a complaint from an entrepreneur from the Sungai Rambai port. The port is in my constituency," he said.

He said he went to the Customs office in his capacity as a Member of Parliament as well as a forwarding agent….."

So, our friend here, MP Jasin hits out at Custom's DG for not running his department properly because the Malacca's custom officer tak layan his request to close one eye over the imported timber.

Kiang kan laa lu MP Jasin. You know what are you talking about or not? What if one day some MPs come over to JKR office and start asking for contracts. Then if the officer tak kasi or the DG tak kasi, then you can hantam JKR's DG for not running his office properly laaaa… Can ah like that?

If MP Jasin can get away with this. Then the MPs can start beratur outside JKR office asking for contracts? Eh mind you, the Ministry of Works has been allocation RM 18 billion for RMK-9 you know.

Shahrir want to refer MP Jasin to  Committee of Privileges terpaksa resign, MP Jasin walk away (cuci tangan) and Najib accepted Shahrir resignation. Apa la punya Parliament!!!

Harga minyak sepanjang zaman.. (dalam masa 16 tahun – sejak 1990)

sebelum 90 – RM 0.89
tahun 1990 – RM 1.10 (kenaikan RM 0.21)
01/10/2000 – RM 1.20 ( kenaikan RM 0.10)
20/10/2001 – RM 1.30 (kenaikan RM 0.10)
01/05/2002 – RM 1.32 ( kenaikan RM 0.02)
31/10/2002 – RM 1.33 (kenaikan RM 0.01)
01/03/2003 – RM 1.35 ( kenaikan RM 0.02)
01/05/2004 – RM 1.37 (kenaikan RM 0.02)
01/10/2004 – RM 1.42 ( kenaikan RM 0.05)
05/05/2005 – RM 1.52 (kenaikan RM 0.10)
31/07/2005 – RM 1.62 ( kenaikan RM 0.10)
28/02/2006 – RM 1.92 (kenaikan RM 0.30)

Nota : (ayat2 standard)
1. Kenaikan minyak masih rendah berbanding mana2 pun negara ASEAN.
2. Kerajaan akan pastikan kenaikan tidak membebankan
3. Kerajaan tidak mampu lagi menampung subsidi.
4. Kerajaan memberi jaminan harga runcit petroleum tidak akan dinaikkan lagi pada TAHUN INI.

I found this site http://tests.studentcenter.org/jealousytest.php via Friendster and i took the test. Hehehe. And this the result that i get.

You are 44.44% jealous!For this test, the average jealousy percentage is 35.54%.316986 people have taken this test to date.
This percentage means that :
•You are not a jealous person, but sometimes can be.
•Occasionally, you over-react to situations.
•Most of the time, you trust the people around.
•Jealously will not be a major issue in relationships, but you might want to improve your self-esteem.