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Tragedy (Almost) Tuesday, 6 October 2009

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Don’t go to bed with non-peaceful mind after argument with spouse/girlfriend. I was late (due to argument yesterday) to catch my 7.00 am flight this morning to Sandakan and I almost steer myself into nearby monsoon drain.

To my wife, if you’re viewing this. I Love You.

p/s: The argument still not settle yet at this time.

Fiancee and AirAsia Wednesday, 21 September 2005

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What the fuck is wrong with girls (and Airasia). KNNCCB. Ok, it started off like this;

Yesterday, one innnocent young man log into AirAsia.com searching for the cheapest fares to Kota Kinabalu but decide not to purchase any because he feels that he need to think about how many days he shall take his annual leave. Then later today, when he revisit AirAsia.com today, he was damn shock to see the fares went up from RM 139.99 one way to RM 409.99 one way. KNNCCB.

With sad feeling he call his dear fiancee to tell her that he can't make it to KK next month because the fares suddenly shoot up like the global oil-price. With displeased voice, he knew that his fiancee is so dissapointed to hear the sad news as they are looking forward to attend the compulsary 2 days wedding course in KK. After few hour, this innocent young man feeling guilty because he can't make his fiancee happy. So with nothing to do, he browse thru today's The Star. Then he saw this Airasia advertisement on page 3, bottom right saying "Air-fucking-asia, now everyone can fly, 80% discount, all destination, all seat, all flights, book now".. 

KNNCCB again he said, "how can this be, I just browse airasia.com and the fares are Rm 409.99 one way to KK?" "80% discount your head la". Then furiously, this young man call the nationwide call centre. 

Young man: Hello air asia, itu fares pergi KK, berapa la? Itu paper tulis 80% tapi saya tengok dalam itu internet dia tulis RM 409.99 one way. Mana ada discount? 

Agent: Oooo, itu belum diskaun lagi la, you klik dulu mana flight u mau, nanti dia auto kasi diskaun. Flight pergi-balik KK RM 244.00. Bila u mau pergi? 

Young man: Ooo, ya ka, apasal dia tarak tulis sana itu internet, lepas klik baru ada diskaun. Bikin susah saja. Kalu itu macam saya beli online la. 

Agent: Thank you. (put down the phone) 

So, after receiving confirmation that Airasia is giving 80% discount, he straight away bought 2 tickets online pergi-balik to KK departing on 13th Oct returning 17th Oct. Then he call his dear fiancee to tell her the good news. And the response that he get from his fiancee. 

Fiancee: Alaaaa, why you didnt tell me earlier, I oredi pass the church and didnt register for the kursus 

Young man: pause for a while (feeling god damn angry because his kindness and the spirit to visit his fiancee all being swept in the drain of sadness and for having a fiancee who only did not appreciate what he is trying to do but instead was given a moody tone). 

Then he end the call feeling so fuck up. KNNCCB. What is wrong with girls? He hate his fiancee at this moment. 

P/s: I think partially is Air Asia's fault too. Don't you think so?????

This kinda remind me of my fiancee Wednesday, 21 September 2005

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This kinda remind me of my fiancee

I like it when my fiancee did this to me. Maybe should remind her to do it more often. So did you like what you see?

Differences Between Women and Men Wednesday, 7 September 2005

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1.NAMES
If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Lindy, Lizzie and Barbs.
If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Si Gomok, Orang Utan, Peanut-Head and Scrappy. 

2.EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20, even though it’s only for $12.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. 

3.MONEY

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need but it’s on sale. 

4.BATHROOMS

A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Hilton.
The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. 

5.ARGUMENTS

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that… is the beginning of a new argument. 

6.CATS

Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren’t looking, men kick cats.
7.FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 

8.SUCCESS

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 

9.MARRIAGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does. 

10.DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone,read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. 

11. NATURAL

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night. 

12. OFFSPRING

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. 

13.THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

Any married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.