Its been a while since I last blog. Gonna start writing again.

Don’t go to bed with non-peaceful mind after argument with spouse/girlfriend. I was late (due to argument yesterday) to catch my 7.00 am flight this morning to Sandakan and I almost steer myself into nearby monsoon drain.

To my wife, if you’re viewing this. I Love You.

p/s: The argument still not settle yet at this time.

1. Make your first million
2. Appear in a newspaper (Daily express Year 2006)
3. Own a car/motorbike and put a downpayment on a house (Own Iswara 1.3 AB and Own a house)
4. Complete a degree/ diploma (UMS Year 1999 – 2001)
5. Buy a life insurance policy (Prudential life Insurance)
6. Have your picture taken with an international superstar
7. Quit smoking (Since form 5)
8. Volunteer for charitable work
9. Have phone sex
10. Go on a date with someone you met online.
11. Get into a fight (Primary school)
12. Buy your wife lingerie in the right size.
13. Learn to cook ONE signature dish
14. Vote
15. Start your own business
16. Steal someone girlfriend
17. Go on a adventure holiday (Langkawi, Genting, etc etc)
18. Find yourself (How to find?)
19. Watch at least one episode of Sex & The City with your woman
20. Have a really cool home entertainment system (Sony AV system)
21. Visit one of the Seven Natural Wonders of the world
22. Own a good suit.
23. Watch the world cup final live (Does watching worldcup live on tv count?)
24. Make peace with your dad (Dont have to, never argue before)
25. Say “I Love You” to both your parents
26. Fly first class
27. Get promoted at work (1st Jan 2009)
28. Have sex in public place
29. Make friend with gay men (Arrifin Daniel)
30. Go down on a woman
31. Cry after having your heart broken by woman.
32. Move into your own place
33. Participate in an extreme sport (White water  rafting in Padas)
34. Watch a strip show
35. Date an older woman (Older by 2 weeks)
36. Use ‘food poisoning” as an excuse for not showing up at work (Not only food poisoning, others such as tire puncture, anak sakit, kereta rosak dan lain-lain lagi)
37. Stop lying about the size of your penis. (Never had to)
38. Break a bone (Car accident in primary 1)
39. Go to a school reunion
40. Get a blowjob while driving
41. Act, sing or perform in public. (Management meeting in Kudat)
42. Gamble in Las Vegas or Genting Highland

sarjan : Scud missile utk lintuhun & kebu bila mau bawa turun kk? besok?

komander : Peluru ko cukup ka? kalau tidak cukup nanti lepas perang pun masih sempat.

sarjan : Ok ba. baik juga settle awal supaya tidak lupa dan sentiasa update.

komander : Ok juga. Nanti ko hantar pakai heli datang markas.

sarjan : Esok pagi saya pergi lintuhun dulu, sebelah petang baru la heli dapat masuk markas.

komander : Bola satu ke bola dua. heli tak dapat terbang. komander kena panggil Panglima untuk meeting jam 1400. Minggu depan baru naik kapal selam.

sarjan : berita faham. Sarjan lapor diri minggu depan. Roger and Out.

Tiba-tiba

sarjan :  Tuan komander, jangan lupa salam kepada Datuk Panglima bahawa sarjan siap sedia serang hendap Kg. Kilo Lanas. Peluru sudah kena susun atur… tinggal lancar.

komander : Ok. Arahan perang mungkin keluar bila-bila masa. nanti saya check. Panglima mungkin minta surat kelulusan drpd Yang Dipertuan Agong.

sarjan : Daulat Tuanku. Perintah DYMM kami junjung. Roger and Out

Ada meeting di Pejabat Daerah Tambunan. 1/2 jam di sana. Lepak sama D.O Tambunan dan D.E JKR Tambunan minum di kantin Pejabat Daerah. Ni hari minum lebih kurang 5 kali.

1. Bfast 9.00am = Kris Vin
2. Minum 11.30am = Ikmal Restaurant (Jumpa PPD Tambunan)
3. Minum 12.30pm = Kantin pejabat daerah
4. Makan 4.30pm = Juta hotel
5. Makan malam 7.15pm = Permata Kelab.

Gila betul… pagi petang siang malam makan minum. Patut la gemuk. Boroi gila babi.

Ada JKKK Kg. Saupi Nabawan call. Dia cakap crusher run ACB tak bagus. Campur tanah la ini la itu la. Rupa-rupanya dia mau “pau” kontraktor. Sial punya JKKK. Ni la akibat kalau di Sabah. Berapa JKKK minta tak pasti pula. Nanti saya check. Betul-betul p*kim*k betul ni JKKK. Huhahuha. End of story mesti pasal duit.

Own this one as well.

Nokia 9300i

 Sony Ericsson W880i

Just bought this one yesterday. Damage = Rm 2,599.00

Will post more video from Sabah.

This is my 4 months old daugther. Her name is Abigail Goh En Hui. She was born on 16 June 2007. Daddy love Abigail very much.

United we stand. Say NO to NSTP.

I get this emotional sad story from email.
This is a true story of a young college gurl who  past away last month, at shah alam. her name is Priya.she was hit by a lorry. i dont wanna mention the name of the college. She have a boy friend named Shankar. he stays in  johor. both of them are true lovers. they always hang on the phone. u can never see her without her handphone. She spends 3/4 of the day talking with shankar. both of them used maxis. Priya’s family knows about their relationship.  Shankar is very close with Priya’s family. (just imagine their love)

Before she passed away she always told her frens  ”If I pass away please burn me with my handphone”  she also said the same thing to her parents. After her death, ppl cant carry her coffin. i was there. a lot of them tried to do so but still cant. Everybody including me, had tried to carry the coffin, the result is still the same. Eventually, they called their neighbour, a “bomoh” from thailand (pak Darin), who is a fren of her father. he took a sit and started speaking to himself slowly. after a few minutes, he said “this gurl misses something here”. then her frens told Darin bout her intentions to burn her with her phone. He then opened  the coffin and place her phone and SIM card inside the casket. after that they tried to carry the coffin. it could be moved and they carried it into the van easily. all of us were shocked. (can u feel the fear. i’m shaking at this moment)

Priya’s parents didnt inform Shankar that Priya had passed away. (pity Shankar). after 2 weeks Shankar called Priya’s mom. Shankar :….”Atte, I’m coming home 2day. cook something nice for me. dont tell Priya that i’m coming home 2day. i wanna suprise her.” her mother replied…..”u come home first, i wanna  tell u something very important.” after he came to shah alam, they tpld him the truth about Priya.Shankar thinks that they were playing a fool. he was laughing and said “dont try to fool me. tell Priya to come out. i have a gift for her.

pls stop this nonsense”. then they show him the original death certificate to him. they gave him proof to make him believe.(Shankar started to sweat) he said… “its not true. we were spoke yesterday. she still calls me. Shankar was shaking. suddenly, shnakar’s phone rang. “see this is from Priya. see this…” he showed the phone to priya’s family. all of them told him to answer. he talked using the loudspeaker mode. all of them heard his conversation loud and clear. no cross lines, no humming. it is the actual voice of Priya & there is no way others could use her simcard since it is nailed inside the coffin.

They were so shocked and asked for pak darin’s help again. pak darin brought his master (Tok Chen) to solve this matter. he & Darin worked for 5 hours. than they discovered one thing… tok Chen was sweating. his face was red . “i just cant believe this. it’s quite amazing” he said. ” i didn’t think that this could actually happen. Unbelievable Oh My God! MAXIS is the best line,ever. we can still keep in touch even when we’re dead!! Talk about coverage!!! Best coverage ever!!!  where can i get the SIMpack?

Moral of the story………Maxis is the best lar ………
Ok, get back to work….

OK Yeah I know…. I got trick’d too